1) Stretching before and after a workout.
I don’t mind pain, in fact, in times it’s quite appropriate. Stretching is one of those times. I could lay in a butterfly stretch for hours. (I can also rest my forehead on the ground in a butterfly stretch, buuuuut that’s neither here nor there)
2) Cleaning your ears with a q-tip
I honestly don’t know why this is so gratifying. An acquaintance of mine once said that cleaning out your ears is like having a tiny orgasm. And, y’know, it’s true. In a weird, non-erogenous sort of way. For some reason, sticking a q-tip in my ear and wiggling it around just feels SO RIGHT (hahahahahaha, that’s what she said).
Apparently, sneezing is also related to orgasms. I don’t remember how, nor do I care to examine it, but it does leave me with an interesting picture in my mind of snot flying everywhere amidst coitus. Sorry for that image.
4) Dropping the kids off at the pool, ifyaknowwhati’msayin
Did I miss anything?