I did something my mother explicitly told me not to do. I got a tattoo.

A very large tattoo.

It is Aragorn’s poem from LOTR and it takes up the majority of my rib cage on the left side. It took four hours. It is amazing. Pictures will be posted eventually, but now I’m just laying down waiting for the 3-5 hours to pass so I can clean it, air dry it for an hour, and go to bed.

This is the text of the poem:

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall waken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.

Yes, I’m that much of a nerd.

My artist was wonderful. She said I was quite the champ, and she never had anyone sit through a rib tattoo with as little complaint. It only hurt quite a lot in a couple of places, but it was never unbearable.

But. I ate Lunch at one. My tattoo started at 4:30, finished at 8: 15. I didn’t eat anything from 1 to that point. I barely drank any water. So, when the tattoo was finished and I stood up…

I fainted.

Twice.

So they gave me some orange juice, trail mix, and fruit chews. I ate those, then had a wonderful dinner, felt fine, and now I’m home.

The end.

I just hope my mom still loves me.

WHY CAN’T I MEET THESE NERDS EVER.

Nerdgasming so hard it’s painful.

OH HAI. I get my LOTR tattoo Thursday!

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danceswithelves:

The White Christmas Tree Of Gondor.

Obviously.

I AM NERDGASMING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

fuckyeahtattoos:

For all you LOTR fans out there…

My second tattoo is Anduril, The Flame of the West. This is Narsil reforged, the blade that cut the ring from Sauron’s hand in The Lord of the Rings. Aragorn wields this sword in The Return of the King. On the blade written in Elvish is..

“I am Andúril who once was Narsil, sword of Elendil. The thralls of Mordor shall flee from me”   

This tattoo has deep spiritual meaning for me. Much like how Narsil was broken and then remade I too was broken and reforged into something stronger because of my faith. 

Definitely wanted to get this done on my back. But instead, I’m going to get Aragorn’s poem and the white tree of Gondor. THIS PERSON. I MUST MARRY THEM.

girlwithtulle:

nerdishh:

ctinalynn:

#It’s like they’re the powerpuff girls

SHIT THO

Sam = Blossom
Cas = Bubbles
Dean = Buttercup

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

books, guns, and everything beef, these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little hunters,but professor bobby accidentally added an extra ingredient in the concoction……, DEMON BLOOD, Thus,Team Free Will was born!, Using their ultra-supernatural powers, Sam, Cas, and Dean, have dedicated their lives to fighting monsters, and the forces of Hell!, dundundunananaaana,dundundunananaaaana, dudundunananaaaaaaa,DUHDUHDUNANANAA.

Nerdgasming at it’s nerdgasmist.

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Totally just finished playing Harry Potter Clue.

There isn’t really anything else that needs to be said about that. BECAUSE LET’S BE REAL. HARRY POTTER CLUE. There are moving staircases and the dark mark makes appearances. HOLY SHIZA IT’S SO AWESOME.

I won the first game, playing as Hermoine. Obviously Hermione won. My roommate was her the second game and, surprise, surprise, she won, too!

Lost the second game by three spaces (SO CLOSE) playing Ron. Poor Ron. Is always second, except when it comes to Hermione.

Came up with a really great pick up line for nerds: “How about you and me find a room of requirement and I let you stick your petrificus totalus in my vanishing cabinet.” AW YEAH.

AHA

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I know this has been everywhere BUT IT JUST BROUGHT NERDGASM TEARS TO MY EYES.

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