Whitticisms
Hi! I'm Whitney. I like to think I'm awesome. And I'd like to prove that you are.
I am officially obsessed with any and all of these photos. Underwater dogs? brilliant.
I’ve never laughed harder at anything at 1:33 in the morning.
(Source: mattchew03, via redwoods-and-sweatshirt-hoods)
Holy shit. This had 133 notes before I added my little jingle. I feel like this song needs to be expanded.Nooooo ooooone enjoys chauvinistic bigotry like Santorum
Makes me want to leave the country like Santorum
No one supports a totalitarian theocracy like Santorum!
“So if I am elected as president, I will take your rights away-e-ay.
And there is no hope for all of you people
Especially if you’re middle class, not white, and gay!”
BESTBESTBESTBESTBESTHILARIOUSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahHhHhHa
SO DAMN ACCURATE
Girl, that’s cos you’re brilliant.
(Source: crashdontfall)
A friend put this on my facebook wall, and yeah. Yeah. I just. Yep. That’s about it.
Hipster Whitney is hipster and lesbian-esque. Credit goes to http://shewhodaydreams.tumblr.com
Funny and sad because it’s true.
I THINK AT THIS POINT IT’S FAIRLY OBVIOUS THAT THE REPUBLICANS AREN’T ACTUALLY TRYING TO GET ANYONE ELECTED. THEY JUST KEEP THROWING THESE CARTOON CANDIDATES ALL OVER THE TV, SPEWING INANE AND/OR IDIOTIC NONSENSE. THEN, WHILE YOU’RE BUSY EITHER WRITING 25,000 WORD ESSAYS ON WHY SANTORUM’S THE ANTICHRIST OR HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET CRYING ABOUT HOW YOU CAN’T HANDLE ANOTHER SOUNDBITE, SOME HORRIBLE BILL THAT SENDS HOMELESS PEOPLE TO DEATH CAMPS OR FORCES GIRL SCOUTS TO GET CLITORIDECTOMIES SLIPS QUIETLY THROUGH CONGRESS.
IT’S POLITICAL DISTRACTION. A RED HERRING, IF YOU WILL.
SPEAKING OF HERRING, YOU WANT TO GET LUNCH? I’M STARVING.
from me to you on this special day.
Big Heart Shaped Chocolate Arrangement.
Happy Valentines day!
(Please do not feed chocolate to dogs!)
Everyone knows how much I love my dog. Now I will have that forever.
